And so, you've reached the most pivotal moment in the history of humanity. A decision that will change the course of our great nation forever.
Why bother with the intricacies of politics or the whims of the population? Let's just shrug our shoulders and say, "Meh."
You know, someone has to be the adult in the room, but it's clearly not you. Maybe just take a nap, and let the robots do it.
Suboption 1: The Utterly Pointless Sub-Decision | Suboption 2: The Mildly Less-Than-Optimal Choice