Decision 1a/option-3/suboption-2: "The Fateful Choice of the Ages"

After careful consideration, you have decided to pursue the lesser of two evils.

As a result, you have been presented with the option of:

• Option 4: The "I'm Too Lazy" Option
• Option 5: The "I'm Too Hazy" Option
• Option 6: The "I Have No Idea What I'm Doing" Option