It's 2am, and you're still trying to decide on pizza toppings. Don't worry, friend, you're not alone.
Option 1: The Meat Lover's Delight - Pepperoni, Sausage, Bacon, and a sprinkle of regret
Option 2d-1: The Vegan's Revenge - A plant-based pizza that'll make you question your life choices
Option 2d-2: The Fungi Frenzy - A pizza that's got more mushrooms than a forest after a rainstorm
Or, you know what? Just get the Option 2d-3: The 'I-Give-Up-and-Get-The-Works' Special
Because, honestly, who needs decisions at 2am?
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try Option 2f-1: The Mystery Meat - a pizza that's got more secrets than a government agency
But wait, there's more! You can also try Option 2f-2: The Frenzy Fries - because who needs a pizza when you can have a plate of fries with a side of existential dread?