Dbe, or "Deciding by Emergency," is a time-honored tradition where one's decisions are guided by the most pressing, life-threatening emergency at hand. It's like having a personal, all-knowing, all-powerful advisor who just so happens to be your stomach, your significant other, or that one annoying coworker who always has a "suggestion" or two.
Here's a step-by-step guide to making the most of Dbe:
In order to effectively decide by emergency, you need to identify the emergency. This may involve:
Some popular emergencies to consider:
Panic is key. It's essential to freak out a little (or a lot) in order to reach a state of emergency decision-making readiness. This involves:
Now that you're in a state of emergency, it's time to make a decision. Consider:
This is often the most challenging part of Dbe. Learn to live with the consequences, even if they're not exactly what you expected.