What is D&B in Practice, Anyway?

As it turns out, D&B stands for "Desperate Bureaucracy", a term coined by our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated professionals.

It refers to the art of making decisions based on the loudest, most obnoxious person in the room.

Here's a step-by-step guide on how to practice D&B:

  1. Wait for someone to yell the loudest.
  2. Repeat their demands until they get tired.
  3. Mumble something about "fiscal responsibility" and "synergy" until they shut up.
  4. Sign the document with a flourish and a wink.

And that's it! Congratulations, you're now a certified D&B practitioner.

Want to learn more? Check out our Advanced Techniques in D&B page for expert tips and tricks.

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try D&B in Action, where you can witness the art form in its natural habitat.