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Secret Decision-Making Recipes

Recipe 1: The "I'm Not Sure" Method

Ingredients: A pinch of confusion, a dash of procrastination, and a healthy dose of "just go with it."

Instructions: Stare at the problem for hours, pretend it's a puzzle, and hope the answer jumps out at you.

Result: A decision that's not really a decision, but more of a "close enough."

View Recipe 2: The "Flip a Coin" Method

Recipe 2: The "Flip a Coin" Method

Ingredients: A coin, a willingness to be indecisive, and a healthy dose of luck.

Instructions: Flip the coin, and if it lands on heads, do one thing; if it lands on tails, do the other. Repeat as necessary.

Result: A decision that's 50% likely to be correct, 50% likely to be wrong, and 100% likely to be annoying.

View Recipe 3: The "Ask a Random Person" Method

Recipe 3: The "Ask a Random Person" Method

Ingredients: A random person, a willingness to listen, and a healthy dose of trust in their questionable opinions.

Instructions: Approach a random person and ask them for their opinion. If they're wrong, blame it on them. If they're right, pretend you knew that already.

Result: A decision that's 100% likely to be influenced by someone else's biases and 50% likely to be wrong.

View Recipe 4: The "Blame It on the Stars" Method