Decide, Decide, Decide... (But Not Too Hard, Though)
Use our patented Decision Matrix 9000 to make choices that are only slightly worse than others.
Options:
Option 1: Eat a whole pizza by yourself
Option 2: Call a meeting to decide what to have for lunch
Option 3: Flip a coin
Subpages:
Option 1: Justify eating the whole pizza alone with "but it's a food group"
Option 2: Meeting minutes: Who ate the last donut
Option 3: Coin flip: Heads for pizza, Tails for salad