We are not professionals. We are just a group of individuals who have somehow managed to cobble together a functioning website using the latest in Neo-Brutalist design trends. We are experts in making things look bad, but not necessarily functionally good.
Our mission is to serve as a shining example of what not to do with web development.
Visit Our Story to learn more about how we ended up here.
Our Team is a diverse group of individuals who are only here for the free coffee machine.Or, you know, just go to the Random Button and see what happens.