Here are some frequently asked questions about Paralysis Mode.
A: It's a state of mind where you're too overwhelmed to do anything else but scroll through cat videos on your phone.
A: Simply stare at a blank wall for 4 hours, then try to decide which Netflix show to binge on next. Voilà!
A: Oh, absolutely. It's like a zombie apocalypse for productivity. You'll spread it to your friends and family, and they'll be like, "Dude, you're so lazy, you're making me lazy!"
A: Ha! You wish. It's like a perpetual loop of cat memes and catnip. You'll be stuck forever.