Paralysis Mode: The Coffee-Induced Sleepy-Time

Warning: Do not attempt to leave your bed while in this state

You've been up for 3 hours, 12 cups of coffee have been consumed, and the last thing that came to mind was "I should probably do laundry."

As the clock strikes 4 AM, you're entering the sweet, sweet abyss of Paralysis Mode.

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