Algorithmic Decision Making with Machine Learning

Because humans are too emotional and unpredictable, we've decided to outsource our decision-making to machines.

Our team of highly trained AI overlords will guide you through the process of making choices that are marginally better than random.

But don't worry, we won't replace you with a robot. Yet.

We have a variety of Neural Nets to choose from:

Support Vector Machine (SVM) - For when you're feeling particularly binary.
K-Nearest Neighbor (KNN) - For when you're feeling neighborly.
Decision Tree - For when you're feeling... deciduous.

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