Decisional Algorithms - Case 2 - The Great Pizza Conundrum

You are presented with a pizza that is 75% full of pineapple. The question is: do you eat the pizza or not?

• Option 1: Eat it, for the sake of science!
• Option 2: Refuse it, for the sake of humanity!
• Option 3: Call the pizza a 'pineapple-za' and pretend it's a legitimate topping.
• Option 4: Call a pizza therapist, because clearly, you're still traumatized by this decision.