When the options are few, but the consequences are dire, it's time to break out the big guns: The Inescapable Conundrum.
Here's where things get really interesting, because let's face it, you can't actually choose between two options when one of them is clearly a recipe for disaster.
So, you've been presented with the choice, but you know deep down, you're going down the path of doom. The question is, can you even remember what that path looked like? Was it the one with the fluffy white clouds and the gentle sunshine? Or was it the one with the flaming lava pits and the screaming, face-melting agony?