Welcome, fellow overthinkers, to my humble abode of indecision.
Are you tired of making choices that will inevitably lead to catastrophic consequences? Do you find yourself paralyzed by the weight of your own thoughts?
Then you're in luck! I, Alan the Indecisive, have spent years perfecting the art of overthinking. My methods may not lead to actual progress, but they're sure to keep you entertained.
Learn more about Paralysis by Analysis, my magnum opus. Discover the thrill of RPS, a game of chance and uncertainty. Find out if you're afflicted with InfoBesity Syndrome, the disease that's sweeping the nation.