Welcome to Decisioning Masters, where we help you navigate the treacherous waters of choice. Our team of experts will guide you through the labyrinthine process of deciding what to eat for breakfast, which socks to wear, or whether to take a nap.
Meet Benja the Benevolent, our team lead and self-proclaimed "Decisioning Master." Benja has spent years honing his craft, and his decisions are so wise, so just, and so utterly confusing that you'll question your life choices.
Benja's approach to decisioning is rooted in the principles of:
- Extreme procrastination
- Over-reliance on cat videos
- Unwavering dedication to the art of doing absolutely nothing