A Guide to Being a Better Decisioning Master
Are you tired of being bogged down by the whims and fancies of those around you? Do you yearn for the freedom to make decisions without consulting the masses? Look no further! Bernoulli, the Benevolent, has got you covered.
With Technique 6, you'll learn how to tune out the noise, ignore the haters, and forge your own path. It's like a digital detox for your brain, but instead of deleting all your social media apps, you'll simply delete all your friends.
Here's a step-by-step guide:
- Step 1: Develop a keen sense of apathy
- Step 2: Practice ignoring the opinions of others
- Step 3: Surround yourself with yes-men (and women)
- Step 4: Create your own reality distortion field
- Step 5: Repeat steps 1-4 until you're immune to criticism
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