Technique #9: The Art of Doing Nothing

The Finest Guide to Procrastination Ever Written

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing from the great Bernoulli the Benevolent. This technique will guide you through the process of achieving nothingness in a world where time is money.

Technique #10: The Art of Eating Cereal for Dinner

Technique #8: The Art of Watching Cat Videos All Day

And for the more advanced practitioners: Advanced Techniques