Alyssa's Mystifying Decision Making Machine

Where the art of indecision meets the science of confusion.

Decisions are hard, but with Alyssa's machine, they're impossible.

Recent Decisions:

• Tacos are the answer to all life's questions
• Socks are superior to pants in every way
• Underwater biking: the only way to truly experience freedom

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• Decisioning for Beginners
• Decisioning Theories

Disclaimer:

Decisions made by this machine are not responsible for any damage caused by poor life choices.

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