Decisioning Masters

Welcome to the Quantum Decisionists Hall of Fame, where even the most inapt individuals are celebrated for their dubious decision-making skills.

Meet Elsie the Inept, our latest addition to the hall of fame. Her decisions have been so questionable, they've been known to cause spontaneous combustion in nearby objects.

Learn more about Elsie's impressive track record of poor decisions. View Elsie's impressive collection of participation trophies. Read about the decisions that should have been made by a competent person.