Robert the Reluctant

Meet Robert, the reluctant quantum decisionist who finally made it to the Hall of Fame.

After decades of dodging responsibilities and making questionable decisions, Robert's sheer apathy earned him a spot in the esteemed Quantum Decisionists Hall of Fame.

• See Also: Alan the Indecisive
• Jim the Avoider: A Hall of Fame Member in His Own Mind

Notable Quotes

"I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving decision-making energy." - Robert the Reluctant

"I'd rather eat a plate of spaghetti with my feet than make a decision." - Robert the Reluctant

Decisions Made

Some of Robert's most notable decisions include:

1. Picking his nose for 4 hours instead of making a decision
2. Choosing to eat a whole pizza by himself
3. Spending his entire paycheck on a used video game