Jim "The Avoider" | Quantum Decisionists Hall of Fame

Inducted for his unparalleled ability to avoid making actual decisions, Jim "The Avoider" has consistently demonstrated a remarkable talent for dodging responsibilities, deftly deflecting blame, and expertly evading accountability. His impressive career in corporate HR has left a trail of bewildered managers and bewildered employees in its wake.

Jim's notable achievements include:

• Avoiding a meeting with a client for 3 years straight
• Successfully deflecting a 20% raise by claiming "I'm on a tight budget"
• Convincing a team that the project was a success despite it being a catastrophic failure
• Perfectly executing a 10-point plan to avoid actually doing work