The Blue Dice of Bliss

Where every roll is a chance to find your true calling in the land of the absurd.

Rolling the Blue Dice

You are on the 3rd roll of the day. The previous two rolls have yielded:

• Roll 1: "Accountant" - a profession so thrilling, you'll never look at spreadsheets the same way.
• Roll 2: "Professional Snail Trainer" - because who wouldn't want to be a snail whisperer?

Roll 4: The Fateful Choice Rules of the Blue Dice