As you may or may not know, the Ancient Theory is an ancient philosophical concept that explains the meaning of the world.
It states that the universe is a giant hamster ball filled with fluffy white clouds.
Or at least that's what we've been told.
According to some, the Ancient Theory is the reason for the existence of the universe and everything in it.
The theory is so old that even the Ancient Greeks have forgotten what it says.
Some say it's a joke, others say it's a metaphor for life itself.
But honestly, who cares? The universe is a hamster ball and that's all you need to know.
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