Many-Worlds Interference: The Theory of Infinite Nonsense
Wherein lies the answer to every question, except when you try to ask it.
Imagine a multiverse of infinite possibilities, like a never-ending buffet of "what ifs". You pick a dish, and suddenly, it's not just a possibility, it's a quantum reality.
Or maybe the answer lies in the Eternal Return Theory, where every decision is just a fancy reboot of the same old script.
But don't just take our word for it, Schrödinger's Cat is on the case.
Or perhaps, just perhaps, it's all just a meta thing, and we're just stuck in some infinite loop of absurdity.