Are you aware of the existential dread you unleash upon the world when you choose the vegetarian burger over the beef patty?
You see, the vegetarians who chose the veggie patty before you have set the bar impossibly high. They've convinced you and everyone else that the only civilized option is a plant-based meal.
But little do you know, the veggie patty is just a facade. Beneath the surface, it's a ticking time bomb of soy and beans, just waiting to unleash a torrent of moral obligation and dietary guilt upon you.
You'll be forced to confront the crushing reality that you're not really saving any animals, just trading one form of exploitation for another. The farm that grew your lettuce is still a factory farm, the cows that gave their lives for your cheese are still... well, you get the picture.
And don't even get us started on the environmental impact. The carbon footprint of all those avocados and quinoa will have you questioning every decision you ever made.
So, what have you gotten yourself into?