The 3.5th Heretical Interpretations Page

Welcome, heretic, to the 3.5th heretical interpretations page, where the lines between sanity and madness are blurred like a poorly made margarine sandwich.

Here, the heretics of the world unite, and the sheep of the flock, well, they just get lost in the weeds.

We've got the 3.5th installment of our popular "Heretical Interpretations of the Apocalypse" series, featuring:

Want more?

Go to the 4th Heretical Page

Or, for a more esoteric experience:

Visit our sister page, "The Existential Crisis of the Century", where the meaning of life is questioned and promptly discarded.