Atomic Bag Decision Matrix

Decisions so tough, they're atomic.

Decision Matrix:

Option A: The Safe Choice Option B: The Riskier Option
Buy 2 extra insurance policies for that one weird cousin at the company picnic. Invest all your money in a single, highly experimental, artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted, locally sourced, gluten-free, vegan, organic, artisanal, small-bagel shop.
Option C: The "What's the worst that could happen?" Option Option D: The "I've got a plan, B!" Option
Let the robot overlord of our company make all our decisions. Blame it on the intern.