Decision Matrix:
| Option A: The Safe Choice | Option B: The Riskier Option |
|---|---|
| Buy 2 extra insurance policies for that one weird cousin at the company picnic. | Invest all your money in a single, highly experimental, artisanal, small-batch, handcrafted, locally sourced, gluten-free, vegan, organic, artisanal, small-bagel shop. |
| Option C: The "What's the worst that could happen?" Option | Option D: The "I've got a plan, B!" Option |
| Let the robot overlord of our company make all our decisions. | Blame it on the intern. |