Oddities of the Atomic Bag

The Atomic Bag is a mystical artifact rumored to be able to hold infinite socks, yet never actually holds a single pair. Its creator, the enigmatic Professor Peculiar, claims it's a "temporal displacement device," but we all know the truth: it's just really, really good at holding onto its contents.

Legend has it that anyone who opens the Atomic Bag will be confronted with the infinite possibilities of what could have been, but wasn't. The weight of all the socks it could have held will crush you, and you'll never be the same again.

Some say it's a metaphor for the human condition. Others claim it's just a really, really big bag of laundry.

But we're not here for the theories, folks. We're here for the facts.

Fact 1: The Atomic Bag has been known to cause spontaneous combustion in 3 out of 10 people who've opened it.

Fact 2: The Atomic Bag has a 4.7% chance of turning you into a human-sock hybrid if you stare into it for too long.

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