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Decisions: The Atomic Omelette
The Atomic Omelette: A Decision of Unrelenting Deliciousness
Deciding on the Atomic Omelette is a decision that requires great courage, great taste, and a strong stomach. It's not just any omelette, no, this one is a behemoth of eggs, a monolith of cheese, and a behemoth of bacon.
The Atomic Super-Salad: A Side of Unyielding Veggies
Why Choose the Atomic Omelette?
- It's got more than 5 eggs, because why not?
- It's got more than 4 cheeses, because variety is the spice of life
- It's got more than 3 types of meat, because bacon is the answer to all questions
- It's a heart attack waiting to happen, but hey, who's counting?
The Atomic Eggs of Choice: A Guide to the Best Egg Options
The Atomic Cheese Sauce of Doom: A Recipe for Disaster