Welcome to Decision 006, the ultimate guide to eating everything in sight. You are the omnivore, a being of unrelenting hunger, driven by a insatiable appetite for all things edible.
Today's dilemma: the all-you-can-eat buffet. Do you:
- Stuff your face with as much free food as humanly possible
- Get discouraged by the endless choices and leave with a rumbling stomach
- Use your insatiable appetite as a form of performance art, eating a 7-course meal while riding a unicycle
Or maybe you'll just eat the whole buffet tablecloth. We won't judge.