The Omicron's Guide to Overcoming Omnivorousness

A Step-by-Step Guide for the Modern Omnivore

Are you tired of eating everything in sight? Do you find yourself devouring anything that crosses your path?

Look no further, friend! The Omicron's Guide is here to help you overcome your omnivorous tendencies and live a more balanced life.

Here's a step-by-step guide to get you started:

  1. Step 1: Accept your weaknesses and admit your cravings
  2. Step 2: Choose one thing to try, and only one thing
  3. Step 3: Avoid the temptation to try everything

Remember, overcoming omnivorousness is a journey, not a destination. It's a process of self-discovery and self-control.

So, take a deep breath, put down the pizza, and let's get started!

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