Chapter 7: Regret by Numbers

A step-by-step guide on how to regret every decision you've ever made, with a side of crippling self-doubt and anxiety.

Regret by Spreadsheet: Where you calculate your regret with intricate charts and formulas, because that sounds super fun.

Regret by Quantification: Where you measure your regret in exacting units, like a science experiment gone wrong.

Regret by Visualization: Where you create intricate, confusing flowcharts to represent the regret that's slowly consuming your soul.

Or, you know, just stare blankly at this wall.