The Atomic Bag Choker
A decision so big, it's like wearing a bag of atomic bombs on your wrist!
Warning: May cause spontaneous combustion, spontaneous decision-making, or spontaneous interest in 80s fashion trends.
Design
Our team of expert designers worked with top-secret government agents to create the perfect balance of form and function.
Features:
- 4.5 pounds of highly radioactive materials
- Adjustable strap made from pure, unadulterated plutonium
- Optional: Built-in Geiger counter for maximum style points
Copyright 1987 by the Ministry of Unconventional Timepieces.
Disclaimer: Not actually a real product. Or is it?