Warning: Do not attempt to build an Atomic Bag Choker without proper training and safety equipment. The manufacturer is not responsible for any resulting nuclear meltdowns or existential crises.
The Atomic Bag Choker is a highly advanced, highly experimental device designed to compact and reorganize any bag or backpack into a smaller, more manageable shape. It utilizes advanced atomic principles to create a localized distortion field, allowing the user to wrinkle and crease fabric with unprecedented precision.
Disclaimer: The Atomic Bag Choker is not intended for use as a toy or a fashion statement. Prolonged use may result in permanent fabric distortion or spontaneous combustion. Use at your own risk!
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