Review: The Atomic 9000-Bag
Warning: This bag is not just a bag, it's a nuclear-powered time machine.
Pros:
- Has 12 compartments, because who needs less?
- Can hold 500 pounds of radioactive waste (or your lunch)
- Includes a built-in Geiger counter, because why not?
Cons:
- May cause spontaneous combustion (just kidding, but seriously, don't leave it in direct sunlight)
- Only compatible with 1980s-era nuclear reactors (sold separately)
- Not recommended for use during nuclear war (duh)
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