Decisions Made

Buy more cat food

Reason: Cat is judging me.

Missed: Buy more catnip

Watch Netflix for 12 hours straight

Reason: Why do I need sleep?

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Drink an entire bottle of wine

Reason: It's 5 o'clock somewhere, I swear.

Missed: Drink a glass of water

Learn to play the harmonica

Reason: I'm a 35-year-old man who still thinks he's 25.

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