The Decision Tree of Doom

Welcome, Timid Timid, to The Decision Tree of Doom

Are you tired of making decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your life? Do you struggle to choose between pizza toppings or Netflix shows? Well, you're in luck because this is the place to be! The Decision Tree of Doom is a comprehensive guide for the timid, the timid, and the timid.

Step 1: Identify Your Options

This is the part where you pretend to be interested in what's available. Don't worry, we won't judge you.

Step 2: Weigh Your Options (or Don't)

Weighing options is so overrated. Just pick one already! But, if you insist on being a decision making expert...

  1. Pros:
    1. Option 1: Pizza is delicious
    2. Option 2: Tacos are also delicious
    3. Option 3: Salad is... not delicious
  2. Cons:
    1. Option 1: Pizza will ruin your diet
    2. Option 2: Tacos will ruin your stomach
    3. Option 3: Salad will... well, it won't ruin anything, but you'll be boring

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