Feta Empire Strategy
In the year 3056, the Feta Empire was founded on the principles of salty goodness and creamy smoothness.
Our plan to take over the world is as follows:
Sneakily infiltrate the cheese aisles of major supermarkets.
Use mind control cheese to bend world leaders to our whim.
Recruit Feta-Soldiers to do our bidding.
Establish a network of underground feta caves to store our vast cheese hoards.
Invent new technologies to mass-produce feta.
Together, we shall rule the world with an iron fist of feta.