The Feta Empire's Most Epic Heist

Our top-secret plan for global domination involves infiltrating the world's cheese reserves, replacing all existing dairy products with a superior, crumbly alternative.

Step 1: Infiltrate the Swiss Alps, where the finest Emmental cheeses are made.

Step 2: Replace the world's Parmesan supplies with our own, specially-formulated Feta-clone.

Step 3: Hold the world hostage with our irresistible, salty charm.

Sub-page: Phase 1: Infiltration and Sabotage

Sub-page: Phase 2: Cheese Substitution and Mind Control

Sub-page: Phase 3: Global Domination (The Final Act)

Appendix: Secret Recipes and Specially-Formulated Schemes