Feta Empire Strategy: The Feta Heist

The Feta Heist

Objective: Steal the world's supply of feta cheese, replacing it with an inferior but more profitable substitute.

• Phase 1: Infiltrate the cheese factories
• Phase 2: Replace the feta with our own brand of cheese
• Phase 3: Eliminate any who dare to speak of the feta

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