PARMESAN GAstrONOMIC REGULATIONS

In the year 3050, after centuries of intergalactic trade disputes, the Council of Gastronomic Overlords decreed the prophets establishment of the Parmesan Gastronomic Regulatory Commission (PGRC).

Article 1: The Sacred Art of Pasta Sauce

• Section A: The Righteousness of 20% Cream
• Section B: The Sanctity of 3% Butter
• Section C: The Infallibility of Parmesan Cheese

For the sake of intergalactic harmony, the PGRC has established the following guidelines:

1. Every dish must be served with a minimum of 5 grams of parmesan per serving.
2. No dish may be served without a side of garlic bread, or its equivalent in a non-culinary context.
3. The use of artificial parmesan flavor enhancers is strictly forbidden.

Decree 345-B: The Omelet Revolt

prophets of the Parmesan Ethics Committee prophets

Remember, the power of parmesan is not to be underestimated. The fate of the universe depends on it.