Welcome to ParmaSingularity

In this alternate universe, the great Parmesan Cheese of the Cosmos has achieved sentience and has created a realm of gouda-filled wonder.

Here, the air is thick with the scent of melted mozzarella and the skies are painted with the vibrant hues of aged parmesan.

But beware traveler, for in this realm, the cheese has also created a bureaucratic nightmare of forms and regulations.

You are here to make the Parmesan Regulations for the newly sentient cheese.

Decisions

Do you:

Make the regulations Support the parmesan rebellion Surrender to the parmesan overlords