By the power vested in us, the King of Parmesan, we hereby declare that all citizens of the kingdom shall have access to an endless supply of melted mozzarella sticks at all state functions and gatherings.
This decree supersedes any and all previous declarations, including but not limited to, the "Mozzarella Stunt 2.0" and "The Parmesan Protocol of 2022."
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, we, the King, have hereunto signed this Royal Proclamation.
🖰 King of Parmesan, Lord of the Cheese
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