Welcome to Alternate Universe Variant: Parmesan Pyramid Schematics, Phase 3.2.
Here, the laws of physics have been tweaked to accommodate the whims of a certain sentient fromage.
The Pyramid of Parmesan, a gargantuan structure built from layers of melted cheese, now stands at the heart of this dimension.
As you navigate the labyrinthine tunnels beneath the pyramid, you'll encounter an army of spam-bots, programmed to dispense an endless supply of unsolicited, yet strangely compelling, advertisements.
Will you dare to confront the cheesy overlords of this realm, or will you succumb to the endless barrage of spam?