**Phase 3.2 Initiation Protocol Engaged. Systematic Spam Bot Upliftment in Progress...
A special variant of our popular Alternate Universe Variant has been initiated.
As per Parmesan Pyramid Schematics, our engineers have carefully crafted a series of intricate, laser-precision Spam Bots to flood the galaxy with a deluge of promotional offers.
These bots are currently being activated on a Phase 4 protocol, which promises to increase productivity by 4000% and boost sales by 1000%.