Alternate Universe Variant: Parmesan Pyramid Scheme

In a world not so different from our own, a sinister plot has unfolded. A cabal of rogue gouda farmers, fueled by their love of all things dairy, has hatched a plan to hoard the world's supply of parmesan.

Their plan involves constructing an intricate pyramid of grated parmesan, with each tier representing a different level of gouda production. The pyramid's apex, a towering monument to their gastronomic greed, will be adorned with a golden wheel of gouda.

You, a brave and stalwart defender of the gouda, have been tasked with infiltrating the pyramid and putting an end to the scheme. But be warned: the gouda farmers are cunning and will stop at nothing to achieve their goal.

To aid in your quest, you may want to visit our Infiltration Tactics page for tips and strategies.

Alternatively, you may wish to peruse our Gouda Farmer Profiles for insights into the motivations of our foes.

Or, if you're feeling particularly bold, you may want to check out our Parmesan Pyramid Schematics for a detailed map of the pyramid's layout.

Remember, the fate of the gouda world hangs in the balance. Will you be able to stop the parmesan pyramid scheme?

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