Annual Dues for the Privileged

Don't Make Us Send the Dues Collection Squad After You

Welcome to the International Association of Overly Dramatic Dues Collectors, where we collect your annual fees with a smile and a threat of late fees!

As a valued member, you're entitled to our:

• Exclusive access to our Dues Collection Hotline (1-800-GET-PAST-DUE)
• Complimentary Late Fee Reduction Spray Tan
• Annual Dues Payment Plan (ADPP) Calculator

But don't wait any longer! Pay your annual dues now and avoid the:

EXTREME LATE FEE (aka the "I-Will- Ruin-Your-Weekend- Fee)

or the

BAN-HAMMER (aka the "We-Will- Cut-Off-Your-Internet- Fee)

Pay now and let's keep the drama to a minimum!