Welcome, esteemed members of the Dues Collector Squad! This is the annual dues page, where we collect your hard-earned money and make fun of you for paying it.
As a valued member of our team, you are required to pay a \$10,000 annual fee. Don't worry, it's a bargain! You get access to our exclusive club, where we make fun of you and your financial situation.
Payment methods accepted: Credit card, debit card, or a
Check
(just kidding, we don't take checks).