We, as a society, are faced with the daunting task of navigating the treacherous world of Avocado Factory Tours. A world where the promise of free guacamole seems too good to be true. A world where our sanity is constantly tested by the cacophony of tour guides, all vying for our attention. We, at Avoiding the Avocado Factory Tours, understand this pain. We've been there.
That's why we've compiled a list of the top reasons why you should avoid the Avocado Factory Tours at all costs.
Reasons to Avoid the Avocado Factory Tours
- Overly aggressive tour guides
- Unrelenting amounts of free guacamole
- The constant threat of being trapped in a world of endless avocado-themed merchandise
- The existential dread of being forced to watch an endless loop of "The Guac is Loose" music video
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