After the catastrophic failure of Plan A and the moderate success of Plan B, we've been forced to implement Plan C. This plan involves building a giant ball pit in the basement of the server room, where we can hide from reality and wait for the apocalypse.
Features of Plan C: Phase 2 include:
But don't just take our word for it! Read all about it in our Phase 1: The Pre-Backup Plan and Plan B: Phase 1 - The Moderate Success Plan for more information.